- are dinosaurs sick as hell? yea
- were you there? yea
- did u see the dinos? yea
- was it sick as hell? oh yea
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
PREACH
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
Worst dance ever.
this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
I’m giggling like an idiot help.
I really have to smile about this. I know my language is a weird language…
handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet