May 2013
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion.
A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes.
No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.
lesbiansandthelivingdead:
sheisahopelessromantic:
marrymyface:
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
#men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism
Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a...
“A key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock opened by many keys is a...”
– An analogue in popular culture presupposing the vagina as a ‘hole’ or subterranean space separate, in the patriarchal imagination, from the thinking/feeling/knowing body [it] is attached to; and if it is to be deemed desirable, it should remain in a perpetual state of ‘lockedness’, closed off,...
baboushkat:
the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times
*about to get murdered*
murderer: any last words
me: imagine how is touch the sky
murderer:
me:
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
awkwardvagina:
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
capitalvice:
ruffaloon:
omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
#more dramatic than romeo and juliet
dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
dean:
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dean:
sam:
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
Where you invest your love, you invest your life.:... →
salternates:
joanwatson:
season!9 cas should be like THE REVENGE OF CASTIEL: HE’S BACK AND THIS TIME HE’S ANGRY where he goes on a storming grumpy rampage against metatron and rounds up all the fallen angels and they wage war to get their grace back and then he finds god and punches…
sirnonamstell:
remember when pete got a ticket
The Winchester Commandments
annietheunicornninja:
Thou shalt have no friends, for they always die
No chick flick moments
Not take Chuck’s name in vain
Remember the driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
Honour thy father, thy mother, thy brother, and thy car
Thou shalt kill every evil son of a bitch
Thou shalt wear 3 or more layers of clothes at all time
Thou shalt not give thy brother cake and call it...
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
ACTING
goldenwingsofgabriel:
WHEN THIS GUY:
IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY:
internetkilledmylife:
sexting: old sport
dylanquents:
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
insomniaccity:
(anything) feat. Pitbull
