liveinphoenix: if u think billie joe armstrong has no talent id like to redirect ur attention to this and remind you this was in front of 65,000 people who the fuck would even think he had no talent what
theneverendingdrums: popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line #sinful
sirendher: during our lunch they had this trivia game up on the tv and the question was “what is ashley simpson’s son’s name?” and I just yelled “BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ” and the guy down the table was like “THATS NOT A FUCKING NAME” and when the screen said I was right this chick yells “ITS PETE’S KID BE GLAD HIS NAME ISNT PATRICK EMO WENTZ”
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby. But it could be a velociraptor.
mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
abigaillx: beingbelle: awkwardromantic: sherlocked-companion: timelordy-teganbreann: beingbelle: stacytae: beingbelle: beingbelle: Sometimes when I’m in the car I make up songs commentating on the events around me. 400 NOTES?!? You people be maaaad! Everyone needs to watch this. Keep getting it stuck in my head at work. “..STRIPY SHIRT……STRIPY SHIRT!” Pahahahah oh my god I...
vanessayt: w0llf: It’s weird thinking it’s been over a year since i last kissed someone… Then he stole my ipod and dumped me. still a better love story than twilight
sparklefap: if frank’s penis is the universe and the universe is, by definition, everywhere this means that frank’s penis is everywhere
tunnnelsnakesrule: zombieinmybutt: tunnnelsnakesrule: jesscats: josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson So tell me, When did you graduate from Killjoke University? 2004 i was valedictorian
liveinphoenix: my church
jamesnippletassells: thanks to tumblr i know creepy things about bands i’ve never even listened to
rya-nross: gingermapoftasmania: rosevests: party poison’s twin farty poison 109 in the sky but the farts won’t quit you’re here with me, dr silent but deadly
breakfastatbequiettiffany: I feel like Welcome To The Black Parade is that song I never actually listen to anymore but it’s still managed to force its way into my heart until I die
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature That’s my favorite part of reading.
parents: your room is a mess
me: did you mean abstract art i think i heard you wrong
Life is a fundamentally painful, awful and overly-short experience; the only...– Frank Turner (via idacalledyouwoodyjoe)
deppsex: but why would you even give him the waterbed he had scissors for hands scissors
imjustonekid: i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape