one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
chelsaofbakerstreet: I’m sorry but if you are not following ilovemyjawn/brewhay/Justine you are missing out on the finer things in life. That is all.
Ummmmmm.... No.: So I was driving home from a long... →
riseofthefallenone: So I was driving home from a long day at the lab, and was debating whether or not I should check the mail. A thought occurred to me; “What if I get my keychains? What if I get the Wreck book?” Then I checked the mail. And I found an open envelope and was like “Wtf is this?” and then I saw it was… I had the same reaction ?!!!?!
jzul: satans-testicle: You’re human, you made a human mistake. You did a terrible thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a terrible person. words of wisdom from satans testicle
So a poet walked into a bar...: Antique →
whenlamking: I sit and think of that fact I once loved and felt love in return. And, I think and take a glance around and see my empty room. And, no moment in vain has been made but only a moment of loss, renunion and growth. I have loved and been loved, I have loved and lost. I met moments in my life…
having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you can’t feed them all
Soon, your face will fade like the setting summer sun. Every mark, every detail that I once memorized will soon be forgotten. You’ll just be a blur of memories, like a bad dream, And that’s how I want it to be.
people that like me: 0
people that like my bestfriend: 832567653463876247564315
kanyewestfanfics: Kanye walks outside in the middle of a hurricane. He glances up at the sky and whispers “Fuck no.” The sky immediately clears and flowers spring from wherever Kanye’s feet touch the ground.
me: *does weird things when home alone*
me: I bet there's hidden cameras
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
Tumblr: A place where you post things you find utterly hilarious, and the rest of the world does not.
imthedad: hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last oreo
Holy shit, don’t fucking worry babe. Love. Do whatever the fuck you want, BE FREE. Because you deserve so much better. You are Beautiful, and you better be happy for that guy that wants to love you, He, whom you will find sooner than you think. You are a good person, and that guy that you haven’t met yet, will make you so happy, much more than some asshole that doesnt deserve another...
it’s funny how i was the fastest sperm and now i barely move at all
imjustonekid: when you have a pen that flows on paper so beautifully
nickysixpack: patrick stump’s voice just creeps into your body and makes slow passionate love to your soul you know what i mean
republicansforvoldemort: good thing they didn’t let seamus finnigan carry the torch he would have set london on fire